When a man cums all over his mate in the shape of a spider web
by Ben Carroll October 30, 2003
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When someone bends over in the buff revealing their spread butt cheaks loaded with a consistant hair pattern.
<bro1>"Yo, let me know when my mom comes in the room bro!" <bro2>"LMFAO, Ok she's comming." <bro1>"Mah want to see a 'Spider Web'?"
by W.James April 10, 2005
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To put your hands together fingers spread, tuck your thumb and pointer finger in. then place the six fingers still pressed to its twin finger, up the three wholes of a woman.
i gave her a great spider web last night! each hole cumed!
by LisaSusan September 09, 2006
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When the man drops his goo into a girls closed eyes and then she attempts to open them creating a goo web.
I went out with this chick and jizzed on her eyes giving her spider web eyes.
by skytripa September 20, 2007
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The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.
Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP
by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009
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The iPhone app that makes your phone appear, in all senses, to have a giant network of cracks and dents all over the screen. Usually occurs after multiple drops or one unfortunate fall down the stairs.
"Dude, what the hell happened to your iPhone?"
"I got the spider web app, man. Tight as hell, right?"
by Lethal Jackson March 03, 2010
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