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A term that descibes a dick during the act of intercourse which leaves the receiver with the distinct impression that they are experiencing eight dicks as opposed to one.
-He has such a spider dick. I honestly thought I'd been tricked into a gang bang until I turned around.

-If only I had a spider dick then maybe I could be lucky with the ladies as well.

-Spider dick, spider dick, does whatever a spider dick does, spin a web? No it' cant, it's a dick! What a dick! Look ouuuutt, here comes the spider dick!
by captain turbo March 09, 2010
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May 22 Word of the Day
A moment that is generally agreed to have had a significant influence on pop culture and everyday life. While the term was coined by Rose McGowan in context of the #MeToo movement, and is mostly associated with the K-pop community, the phenomenon is universal and a basic component of how culture works.

Real world events such as social/political movements, the election of a new U.S. President, major catastrophes and disasters, as well as entertainment such as movies, music and TV, can all function as cultural resets. Notable cultural resets in relatively recent memory include:

* The Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964
* The Watergate scandal of 1974
* The release of Nevermind by Nirvana in 1991
* The September 11, 2001 attacks
* The election and inauguration of Barack Obama in 2009
* The COVID-19 pandemic
"The Nineties politically started with the fall of the Berlin Wall on November 9, 1989 and the Soviet Union dissolving on December 26, 1991, and ended with both the 2000 Presidential election which saw the victory of George W. Bush and the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 which left people so stupefied that it functioned as something of a cultural reset button." - TV Tropes' article on the 1990s
by Spike from Degrassi February 09, 2021
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When you masturbate or when pulling your dick out of her vagina and you ejaculate uncontrollably, resembling spider man shooting webs.
I just spiderdicked on the wall.

I have messed my room with my spiderdick.
by Yoraesha August 17, 2017
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When a girl you are banging has not had sex in so long that you have to go through the cobwebs and get bit on the dick by a spider.
I was with this girl the other night and she gave me Spiderdick!
by Crazyman4685 January 19, 2011
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SpiderDick (Noun) - An STD Where Human Semen Becomes Extra Stringy And Men Ejaculate Uncontrollably
Hutch: Man I Think Mew Has SpiderDick.
M8: He Shoulda Worn A Condom
by WwOoRrDdSs October 07, 2018
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refers to a particularly small penis; similar to the size of a male spiders' genitalia.
Tony has a spiderdick, I didn't even feel it! But, he could do it for hours!!
by niggerbaby May 02, 2008
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when you nut and the cut hangs from your dick like a web
by defsbgr October 02, 2019
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