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The act of giving a blumpkin which is immediately followed by a rim job in order to avoid the use of toilet paper.
My girl gave a a blumpkin and i then noticed there was no toilet paper. Good thing i convinced her to give me a spicy bidet.
by sgbrewers April 16, 2013
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020