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A viral infestation of asshole behavior. Extremely ubiquitous. No known cure but sure working on one.
Jeff was suffering from a severe case of sphincteritis
by Dr. AntiSphincter May 17, 2010
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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