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A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.
Luckily I will be able to call home whenever I need to, thanks to my sphinctaphone.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 05, 2017
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Derived from "Squillionaire," "squill" is a dereogatory term for anyone who accumulates, flaunts, hoardes, or otherwise posseses wealth beyond reason.
Uugh, look at that squill parking his Lambo in the bike lane.

This fucking squill bought herself a Gucci handbag last week and gave $5 to my GoFundMe for insulin.

My landlord raised the rent again but they still wont fix the leaky roof. What a squill!
by Carnegie Freeman May 23, 2019
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A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.
Luckily I will be able to call home whenever I need to, thanks to my sphinctaphone.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 05, 2017
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