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To speak text lingo to someone, especially by a parent speaking to their teenager in an effort to make themselves look extra lame.
Mom: Tbh ig idk.
Teenager: Mom, why are you talking like that?
Mom: What? I'm just spexting you. Do you not want me to spext?
Teenager with a horrified look on their face: Just...no.
by ThickQueen October 29, 2018
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Spam-text. Texting the same message to multiple phones by selecting multiple phone numbers from a cell phone contact list all at once. Usually used for holiday greetings or party invitations.
Did you get Sarah's spext about her party? Supposed to be a good one. She even has a mime!
by Nathan F. December 29, 2006
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