When you perform a Slovakian Traffic Cone in both holes and give birth to the contents of your vaginal cavity onto someone's chest whilst they wear the traffic cone as a hat.
For extra points, have the receipient take the load into their mouth and spew it into your mouth like a baby bird.
For extra points, have the receipient take the load into their mouth and spew it into your mouth like a baby bird.
by Zara Zara June 06, 2017
Craig: Hey Micko, let's order some spew mats from pizza hut.
Micko: Ohhh rank, I'm over spew mats.
Craig: Yeah shit yeah,but what else are we gonna get when we're too tanked to drive.
Micko: Yeah dog, hook it up.
Micko: Ohhh rank, I'm over spew mats.
Craig: Yeah shit yeah,but what else are we gonna get when we're too tanked to drive.
Micko: Yeah dog, hook it up.
by craig masterton March 27, 2008
"Anything new at the meeting today?"
"I wish. Ted drives everyone up the walls with the same 'ole deja spew."
"I wish. Ted drives everyone up the walls with the same 'ole deja spew."
by Silverlake March 12, 2009
Dr: I'm afraid you've got gastroenteritis
Thick patient. Huh?
Dr: Shits and spews
Thick patient: Is that why I am shitting and spewing all the time?
Dr: yes
Thick patient. Huh?
Dr: Shits and spews
Thick patient: Is that why I am shitting and spewing all the time?
Dr: yes
by sniff my knickers October 31, 2007
When the male gets drunk and begins having sex with an ugly woman, then realizing his mistake as he's going down on her, prompting him to vomit in and around her vagina.
by Andy Bo-Bandy February 12, 2008
by Ghostofchris July 24, 2009
Important safety device required when ingesting mouth mixers since overflows frequently result in explosive eruptions. Usually an old dishrag or t-shirt of dubious cleanliness hung on a nail within easy reach.
Dude, you shouldn't have given her that tequilla and root beer mouth mixer! We're going to need a new spew rag.
by ted December 08, 2004