Student: ...and therefore, since the man in the white coat was schizophrenic and was too busy dealing with his psychotic girlfriend whom he invented in his mind to realize what was happening around him, the president had no choice but to shoot him in the jawbone.
Proffesor: So you're trying to tell me that the president shot his brother during the Boston Tea Party?
Student: To my knowledge sir, yes i am
Proffesor: You're spewing out your Anus
Proffesor: So you're trying to tell me that the president shot his brother during the Boston Tea Party?
Student: To my knowledge sir, yes i am
Proffesor: You're spewing out your Anus
by Aryeh Cohen March 25, 2007
by LandLord February 17, 2003
To get covered in spit by the guy behind you's chew cup when he throws it in the air during a homerun at the ball game.
by Johnny Damon August 29, 2007
Gray: I hooked up with Natasja!
Brad: Your spewing u fooker.
Gray: Fook you caught me
Simon: Guees what? I hooked up with Ali?
Both: Spew!
Simon: Fook
Brad: Your spewing u fooker.
Gray: Fook you caught me
Simon: Guees what? I hooked up with Ali?
Both: Spew!
Simon: Fook
by kentird34 June 24, 2010
to emit any bodily fluid from any orifice out of ones body..usually quite unexpectedly and forcefully
by t.d.d. December 06, 2003
n. Man sap
"You were born to worship my cock, and slurp on my knob, and tongue my fucken ballsack, and take my load of spew right in your fucken face!" (Rev. Marty Nation in R. Kern's "Fingered", 1986)
by Fred Rogers May 15, 2003
Mom: You may spew your spunk onto my face. But if I don't like it, you can spew your load onto your gran's face. I'd rather she get a facial than me. But let's just see how it goes, okay son?
Son: Thanks, Mom. Here it comes.
Son: Thanks, Mom. Here it comes.
by Koeknut May 16, 2003