1: When your out of stuff to clean your mess after you masturbate, you go to the laundry basket and get a sock to clean it up, or if your in a bathroom and your out of toilet paper.
2: Put the sock on your penis and proceed to masturbate. It will soak it all up and you wont have to clean up. And you can add lotion for extra pleasure.
3: Vagina
2: Put the sock on your penis and proceed to masturbate. It will soak it all up and you wont have to clean up. And you can add lotion for extra pleasure.
3: Vagina
1: Person 1: shit dude last night i was lonely as fuck so i jacked off for a on the toilet. i then found out i had no TP so i took off my sock and cleaned up with that.
Person 2: EWW SPERM SOCK
2: Person 1: hey do you wanna know a cool way to jack off? put lotion in a sock and use that.
Person 2: wtf?
3: Person 1: my dick was cold so i used my gf as a sperm sock.
Person 2: EWW SPERM SOCK
2: Person 1: hey do you wanna know a cool way to jack off? put lotion in a sock and use that.
Person 2: wtf?
3: Person 1: my dick was cold so i used my gf as a sperm sock.
by wowtf June 20, 2010
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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