An enlarged area of the belly that some women have above their pubic mound, often referred to as F.U.P.A. fat upper pussy area, that appears to be a storage area for sperm. When a pregnant women's belly first starts to show she is said to have a sperm pooch. A woman that often has the sperm of more than one man inside of her at a time.
I fucked her so much she developed a sperm pooch. Her jeans don’t fit now because of her new sperm pooch. I like adding to a woman’s sperm pooch. I saw your woman out the other night, adding to her sperm pooch.
by Dancerooster August 25, 2020
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A white mustache, goatee or other facial hair worn by someone you are trying to cut down - especially on Facebook.
If a man has a white goatee:

" Hey dick head, shut down the carnival already and maybe look at cleaning out your sperm strainer - it looks full.
by Toby Gruntnzler October 15, 2014
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A big dark stanky pussy that men often get lost in.
Yo gmoney I heard Ashley D has one giant ass sperm cave. Coy got lost for hours.
by funky jizz master June 13, 2009
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When a male masturbates, killing countless amounts of defenseless sperm.
Tyler: Duuuude last night I whacked off.

Jackie: Way to go and commit sperm genocide...
by mofo96 June 22, 2011
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A skin-like film which forms on the penis after ejaculation, when the semen dries.
John: Dude! Your dick skin is peeling!

Joe: Oh that?!? No that is my sperm derm. I was masturbating in the kitchen an hour ago.

John: Oh. Okay.... Hey this egg flour soup tastes kinda funny.
by rogerthewhale August 17, 2010
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The process of taking someone's sperm and using without their permission
Kathy is trying to sperm-jack Paul so she can have a baby on her own.
by Lorcán000 January 14, 2009
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A female who chooses to have a child with no father involved by means of one night stands, brief relationships et al.

She chooses her victim carefully, he must be intelligent and attractive. And then when the 'timing is right' bed him and utilise his sperm.

Even if protection is used she will find means of transfering the little swimmers from the rubber to her vag before they die out.
She had that kid to some random guy, she's a sperm bandit.
by eClaire April 26, 2006
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