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A man who actively hunts for the chance to be sexually aroused by receiving or the thought of receiving human sperm in the mouth.
Father: I thought we came to San Francisco to watch a Giants game.

Son: No silly it's Pride week the only baseball will be the catching my mouth does.

Father: You are a sperm shark.
by Angel eyes 300 June 26, 2016
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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