Joe went home with sally that sperm whale last night shes a real whore, she definitely was trying to get knocked up so he would be stuck with her for good.

Ur mom is such a sperm whale

Girl #1: Do not go into the hot tub after T. has been in it, he stealth masturbates under the bubbles

Girl #2: Ewww gross

Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!

My fat neighbor kept on beggin' for some vitamin D and I hadn't nutted for quite some time, so I let the whale go down on Moby Dick. I filled the beasts nasal cavity with so much baby gravy, it shot out the whale's piercing hole and stained my rug! A new species of Sperm Whale has been discovered!....true story.

"Dude, Jerome, this girl wants my nuts. Too bad she's fricken spermwhale."

Wow honey, you are a total sperm whale! It's guys like you that make me happy!

Sperm bee

no sperm whale