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The effect where one put's one's hand in a recently ejaculated pool of sperm on a bed and reacts wildly due to the sudden sensory effect of the unexpected damp.
Person A: AAAAAH (waves hand wildly)

Person B: Dude, what the fuck?

Person A: I just got sperm burned from your jizz, asshole.
by Mack Daddy Mark Morrison February 24, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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The result of dryed up ejaculate on a face.
Steve could not go out Saturday because of the sperm burn recieved on Friday night.
by stefan`124 March 07, 2009
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When a guys sperm burns their partner's tongue because they had eaten so much spicy foods recently
I couldn't swallow last night, the sperm burn was so intense I spit it out right away
by The Obzerver April 16, 2021
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