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Often used to call someone an idiot or a spasticated cunt in British area of the world.
by DholeeMan January 18, 2016
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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Speng originated from North West of England. It describes the ultimate ass, idiot, dumb dumb etc

basically c**t but socially acceptable
nice one you speng

you are such a speng
by BigWigga123 March 31, 2016
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an idiot who cannot keep their mouth shut at inappropriate moments
ryan beaumont is a speng
by etherealwyatt July 07, 2019
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The most complex language in East Asia. Founded by the Spengus Kahn.
Person #1: Did you hear Thanos lost his infinity stone?
Person #2: Yatikov al baila! (in Speng)
by BiloMyGundlach November 08, 2018
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