Spenny, as he's more commonly known as, is the co-star of the Canadian comedy hit, KENNY VS SPENNY. He is portrayed as stressed out, neurotic, short-fused, and paranoid. However, even though sometimes he lacks confidence, he really is just the common, intelligent man who represents good, and the battle versus evil (Kenny).

He is a purist who believes in good old fashion competition, and often consults specialists to help him in his contests. Although Kenny often cheats his way into winning most of the competitions, Spenny's nobel victories are that much sweeter.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.