Lazy piece of shit who; lies, steals, manipulates, spends money he does not have, goes into debt, does not work but has a job with unlimited amounts of PTO, doesn’t care that people know he is a lazy bum, doesn’t want his kids to have a good Christmas, and is most likely gay.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.