The ultimate insulting nickname for a straight guy who is a complete and total fag.
Darrell is being such a fag lately, he is a complete and total Gaylord Spelunker!
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The act of breaking into and exploring large abandoned buildings in a city.
I got a ticket from the cops when they caught me urban spelunking in the old train station.
by Digby February 26, 2003
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The act of inserting an illumiated flashlight into a female's rectum, then spreading her labium with both hands, attempting to "see the light"
I lost my class ring in Kristen's gaping cavern, and had to perform a Greek Spelunker in a valiant attempt to recover the lost treasure.
by Darryl N January 21, 2007
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One who explores the deepest,darkest recesses of someone's crap cave.
As I went butt spelunking in Suzy, I think I shot a wad into her upper intestinal tract.
by rev. ray April 08, 2004
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The act of letting someone sit on your thumb....while hand is in hitchhiker position, place it under someone while they are sitting down so your thumb pokes them in the butt...
Damn , that was one hell of a thumb spelunker , it almost ripped my pants !!!!

You dirty thumb spelunker , you went straight up my ass !!!!
by Heyman3000 March 07, 2010
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The act of kickin it in your room by yourself. All men need to get away now and then, telling your friends your gonna be mancave spelunking is a way for a guy to get away with being anti-social.
Friend 1: what you gonna do now?
Friend 2: ima go mancave spelunking for a while, see where it takes me...
by Realmanfuronchest June 22, 2010
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1) One who engages in the practice of exploring the anus and rectal passage of another, just as a spelunker enjoys exploring dark, dank, underground passages.
2) A person who acts as though he might enjoy the practice of ass spelunking.
1) Man that guy is an ass spelunker. I think I saw him in the Gay Pride Parade last week.

2) Goddamnit Jimmy, stop prancing around like a fucking ass spelunker.
by Ragefist November 17, 2002
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