by alternabear June 6, 2015
the sound your dead lifeless body makes when it lands in the bottom of a large chasm in a pitch-black cave you thought was cool to check out
The medical examiner explained the body was found in the chasm of a cave no doubt the deceased was spelunking...poor bastard
by boglin78 August 24, 2004
Having sexual intercourse with a girl who has a very wide and stretched out vagina. The vagina is very cave-like due to its constant past use. If you are considered to be spelunking, then the girl is a whore, and you will most likely contract a sexually transmitted disease.
by pcdkchar November 23, 2010
by JohnFart00 October 18, 2021
A term used to express feelings of disbelief and annoyance. Commonly used when something very surprising yet unhelpful happens.
"are you Spelunkering me?"
by Pablo Parmesan August 11, 2022
A sexual act. The act of shaving one's cranium, applying copious amounts of lubrication, and attempting to insert it into the female vagina.
Doctor: "You have whiplash. Did you recently suffer any trauma to your neck or head?"
Patient: "Yes - I was spelunking my girlfriend when the phone rang and startled her."
Patient: "Yes - I was spelunking my girlfriend when the phone rang and startled her."
by thenannymoh September 7, 2003
by Narog August 20, 2004