An educated female who has an uncanny ability for correct and proper spelling of words in the English language. She uses her ability to act as a human dictionary and offers dictation for those less fortunate than she on correct spelling. However, her spelling dictation, at times, turns from dictation to dictatorship and she will (or wishes to) destroy anyone or anything that improperly spells a word. For this reason she has earned the title of a queen.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.