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When one combines a can of classic Coca-Cola with 3-4 teaspoons of instant coffee.
Crack Fiend: You got any of that crack?

You: No, but I can make you a Speedy Gonzalez.
by Quigonzo February 08, 2012
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
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by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021
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<< Oops! Looks like you misspelled Speedy Gonzales. >>

"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
SPEEDY GONZALEZ (sic): "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos, ahora muchachos y gauchos."

"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
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Put superglue on your hand and start jerking off. You can only take your hand off your dick once you cum. If you can cum fast enough to remove your grip before the glue binds your hand to your dick, you have just pulled off the Speedy Gonzalez.
“Mom, help me! My hand is stuck to my penis because I couldn’t finish the Speedy Gonzalez in time!
by Slydog11 December 17, 2019
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When you find a prostitute and you want to hurry and get off as soon as possible. Possibly because your wife or girlfriend will be there soon.
Man, I found this streetwalker whore that didn't look half bad, unfortunately, I had to hit her with the speedy gonzalez because my bitch was coming through. I would have taken my time otherwise.
by Da Real J-Bone June 28, 2006
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When the passenger of a car gives a handjob to the driver whose pumping increases as the speed of the car increases. One must stop driving the stick shift if stopped at a red light. Usually the love juice ends up on the dash. If however the sticky substance lands on the windshield it may referred to as a hobo carwash. This doesn't not apply to road dome or any of the variants.
Yo Mike just bought some new armor all wipes for his car his girlfriend gave him one messy speedy Gonzalez

She says to me "the faster you go the faster I go"
by Juicy Jaekwon March 31, 2014
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