Speedy Readie is the legend himself who devotes his life to protecting people from the amazon and all the plants in it. As the Amazon tries to invade England Speedy Readie must fight off all the plants
Im one Speedy Readie
by Kasa Jizo September 12, 2018
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Taking a shit as fast as you can by using the force of a thousand suns. This practice is common for people who have very busy days.
Guy: "Man, I wonder who invented speedy shits."
Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."
by GewahltEin July 11, 2014
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A sexual act defined as being aggressive, but quick. i.e. two pumps or less
Miah gave Paige a speedy tiffany last night.
by Casey Meadowlake February 06, 2016
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TF Speedy is a wellknown sniper on Xbox and very noticed on YouTube. He mostly plays CoD4,MW2, and MW3 and gets some nasty shots that most people can't get.
Hey did you see that killfeed TF Speedy just did it was crazy.

You can't be like TF Speedy he is waybetter then you.
by Chodebuster times 10 January 12, 2012
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When a man is about to recieve oral sex, he asks his partner a random question. As his partner begins to reply, the man then forces his penis into their partner's mouth unexpectedly, so as to produce muffled sounds of protest.
Cathy would not shut up earlier today, so i put her in her place with the speedy muffler.
by Mecha_Tyler May 21, 2010
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Some little mexican-mouse-wanna-be. In a group called the Three Tenors, The Speedy Tenor wears the knee-pads.
The Speedy Tenor bobbed the knob all night long.
by alex November 16, 2003
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