Urban Dictionary: Speed and Shart

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To rush to a location in a hurry under stress that causes the individual to shit themselves.

Tommy was in a rush to his friend's house and needed to fart. He forced it to hard and commited a speed and shart. After that he had to go home.

by backatyaneegro November 08, 2009

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Jul 25 Word of the Day

cumpadre

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007

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