Aw man, Molly has been using so much cocaine recently. At this point she’s a full-blown Speed Queen.

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow

Me: Hey, which washer should I buy?
Dealer: I recommend that you buy yourself an old Speed Queen.