"That spedophile wants to have a threesome with Susan and Beth. Too bad they don't have a normal number of chromosomes."

A kid in my class is a water slapper

“Ryland Gilpin is a spedophile”

That spedophile Alan is so desperate that he hits on the retarded girls.

“I’d arrest that kid, but I gotta give him props: he’s a spedophile, he knows what he’s doing!”

Person 1: OMG he is such a spedophile
Person 2: Exactly like he's 7 and she's 36

-the spedophile: *slobber drool* "Let me see your pee pee little boy. I want to touchy touch."

-little boy: "Mommy! The old retard is hitting on me!"