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A word of my own invention,it's now often used at the school where I work (I'm a pupil.)

This word replaces the word bastard
in a sentence.
Used becuase it has alot more meaning behind it,
it's short for 'Spazzy turd.'

It also has less vulgar connotations than 'bastard'(your less likely to get told off for saying it in school)
,even though in theory, it should be even more offensive, becuase 'bastard' doesn't have any meaning
whilst the meaning of spazzturd is always the same.
1:Can I borrow 10 quid?
2:no.
1:Oh please I really need it!
2:No I don't have any money with me.
1: PLEASE I'll PAY YOU BACK!
2:no! get your own money you little spazzturd!
by Scarlo-hara February 06, 2008
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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