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Disabled car parking spaces (etymology - Spaz or spazz is a diminutive of Spastics).

Doris the car park is full I'll have to park in one of those dozen empty spazz slots.
Spaz slots or Spazz slots)
by Dicky Mint February 26, 2017
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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