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the amount of money paid to the mother of your illegitimate children that you would otherwise spend on drugs and alcohol.
"Hey Darren, where's my spazimony? You haven't spent it all on nangs and crack again, have you?"
by boogerzz August 06, 2008
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A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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