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You know, that guy. One minute your talking about him and the next minute he’s right there... he know exactly when not to call and does anyway. He makes any situation awkward. And he’s there when you need him least.
“Omg, Ronald is such a spawnling.”
“Yeah, Becky, it’s actually kind of creepy. He called me at six last night, right when we started. Couldn’t have been a worse time!”
“Hi girls!”
“SHIT!”
by alohomora_motherf*cker! March 22, 2021
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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