Urban Dictionary: Spatulized

Spatulized

To be attacked by some form of culinary or kitchen utensil without a blade or sharpness of some sort.

The word originates from a spare of the moment tounge waggle and this fantastic word spilled out.

Oliver: "You're ugly."

Joshua: "Shut up or I'll spatulize you!"

or

Elisabeth: "That dude just spatulized me. I hate him"

by WittyBanter. August 09, 2009

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Spatule

A small man satchel, used to store spatulas. Perfect for the traveling chef!

"Hey John, is that a purse?"

"No, it's just my spatule!"

"What the hell man?"

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spatulate

To remove by means of scraping.

"He jumped from so high up, we had to spatulate his brains off the tops of his shoes"

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spatulate

Noun:

To slap somone with a spatula

Thats it, I'm going to spatulate you!

by Jasper June 08, 2004

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spatulate

v. to bludgeon some with a spatula

If you keep bothering me while I'm cooking, I will spatulate you.

by mellowyello June 11, 2003

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Spatulation

To mass debate with 1 or more spatulas.

I can spatualt 5 times an hour.

by Jeff June 12, 2003

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spatulating

A general word used for when one sees an attractive person and proceeds to make noice or make physical movements

"Stop spatulating in the hallway!"

by Lor Lor April 22, 2006

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