1. a bitch so nasty you should hit her with a spatula.
2. doing something so dumb that it deserves gettin hit with a spatula
1.that bitch that just walked by was one stank ho, she was deffinatly spatulating.
2.agentblue just said the most spatulating comment ever.
by casey January 02, 2005
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The act of striking someone or something with a spatula, usually to punish a stupid act.
Bob dropped all of the delicious cookies as he was taking them out of the oven. Mike spatulated Bob because of the waste of perfectly good cookies.
by Ottoman540 October 03, 2010
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Flatulence that results in sudden spatula-shaped excretions.
"Who needs to buy a spatula? I'll just give'em a bad case of spatulence."

"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."
by Wong's Dongs February 15, 2010
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To be beaten Severely by a beaver tail....this originates from the similarity between a beaver tail and a spatula...and must be used at every opportunity
"Your about to get spatulated"
by Panzermensch March 09, 2005
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An act where a sean is beaten almost to death by an asian, preferably an asian named matthew or susan, with a spatula, or any other household object
Man, what are you gonna do about him?
Im spatulating sean!!!
by MATTHEWSER August 11, 2009
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-Something you do
-To spit up
-To spear
-To spill
Mrs.Espenshade, Billy just spatulated on the floor.

Haha, he just spatulated on your shoe!
by Robert V May 27, 2005
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