when your girl takes an herbal laxative for 3 days straight and comes over you house for some action and shits all over your face .
I got hit by the spred cat spat last night ,You should have seen the dirty brown dishwater blasting out her anus all over my face and chest !!
What a warm sensation that sped cat spat .
What a warm sensation that sped cat spat .
by Poogi October 23, 2008
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This is when a man is having sex with a woman (hitting it from behind) and cannot cum. So you decide to spit on her ass so she thinks you came, but then she here’s you working up the spit and turns around, so then you spit in her face, the smack the spit into her face, then leave quickly with your hands up and your pants pulled down
I didn’t realize this bitch had such a loose pussy so I had to hit her with the “spat smack & skat.”- when you use your spit and masculinity to disorient her.
by Private pile November 01, 2020
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When someone utterly schools your ass, esp. With regards to school marks. May also be applied to social situations like being yelled at.
I was talking to a friend about this femme fatale we know and he said "you'll be chewed-up-and-spat-out by her without so much as a hand gesture".
by I'll be blank, thanx November 07, 2013
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when preparing for a game, spating your guch is the art of taping your guch to ensure stabilty and safeness
in the following order: Twice around the waist, Over left shoulder and through your legs (from the back), Over right shoulder, through legs again, twice wrapped around both thighs. (For aslo support; see also badger spat)= guch spat
by Captain Batesalot March 24, 2011
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“You need to stay on my sofa because you had a big fuck-off argument with your parents?”
“IT WASN'T A BIG FUCK-OFF ARGUMENT. It was... Just an Icky Spat.”
“IT WASN'T A BIG FUCK-OFF ARGUMENT. It was... Just an Icky Spat.”
by C L G June 29, 2020
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the act of after performing a gnarly guch spat, taping your wanggalang to inner thigh to ensure minimum to no floppage.
During high knees in practice today, I was comforted to know that my Badger Spat was providing protection from high fricion of my dick head and my thighs.
by Captain Batesalot March 24, 2011
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by FallenAngelVexed September 27, 2020
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