A couple of retards or annoying people. Or just plain stupid people.
Person 1:Dude Kelly and George were sticking their tongues out making duck noises yesterday.
Person 2: Wow, what spats.

Person 2:HAHA OMG GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! OMG! OMG! OMG! GUESS WHAT! YOULL NEVER GUES! OM-
Person 1:Spat.
by LaurenL March 31, 2007
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when some one calls you "dick head", you rub your head up and down like a giant penis resebling a hand job and say "im gonna spat on you bitch!!!!"
-"dude your a dick head"
-"yeah i know(starts rubbing head) im gonna spat on you!!
by holly banana March 07, 2008
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home, domicile, place; apparently urban black slang first heard today.
He moved out of his spat and into his new girlfriend's spat.
by arkiebubba October 15, 2007
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when you've dumped your muck up some bint's ass and she farts it out

a mixture of shit and cum
i just pulled out of Gertrude and she spat all over me!
by Zeta +Shaun January 14, 2008
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Replacement for the word spaz, meaning someone that is acting mentally challenged.
Girl: Oh dear. ... look at Jonny, hes acting like a complete spat!
by Petch Spreckley November 11, 2007
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