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The tuft of hair located in the small of the back, just above the crease.
"Dude, you have a the hairiest Spatch I have ever seen!"
by Aaron Billings January 05, 2009
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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Male ejaculate that has been inside a vagina and is in some manner released back outside of it.
Did you see that spatch all over her leg?
by JayLum March 18, 2010
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The effluvia byproduct of ejaculating in the anus. Spatch is sometimes removed from the anus by FELCHING.
A greasy glob of spatch slowly worked its way out of her well-fucked anus.
by Anonymous May 31, 2003
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the wet spot created by the act of successful sexual intercourse
"Honey, grab the squeegee and clean up that spatch".
by teej October 16, 2003
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