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1) A party consisting of exactly 300 people. Any extra people are kicked out by the party hosts as they yell, "THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!"
2) (true to the word) A party consisting of exactly 300 half-naked men in Spartan outfits. Any extra people are kicked out by the party hosts as they yell, "THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!"
2) (true to the word) A party consisting of exactly 300 half-naked men in Spartan outfits. Any extra people are kicked out by the party hosts as they yell, "THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!"
Hey dude, you going to the TCNJ sparty, they got 298 people. If we make it quick, we won't get kicked down the well.
by Cado Solum August 23, 2009
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The muscular mascot for Michigan State University, featured as a terra cotta statue and foam rubber mascot at games and events.
Sparty has been featured in ESPN commercials, Jones Soda bottles, named "buffest mascot" by Muscle and Fitness magazine and was the first non-athlete featured on the cover of the NCAA Football video game (for the 2009 Wii edition)
Sparty has been featured in ESPN commercials, Jones Soda bottles, named "buffest mascot" by Muscle and Fitness magazine and was the first non-athlete featured on the cover of the NCAA Football video game (for the 2009 Wii edition)
by King Leonidas of Sparta September 08, 2009
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SPARTY spahr-tee noun. a social gathering during which the invitees watch spartacus & drink to double sword chops and calorie boobs.
by mar dogg January 26, 2011
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If someone is 'sparty', they see themselves as enigmatic and reserved, but more often than not they are talking utter bullshit. This means that they are nearly constantly ridiculed for foolish 'nuggets of wisdom'.
If you jump off a cliff, does that mean that you fall to your death, or jump to your death?
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Don't be such a sparty fool.
The hairiest side of a horse is the inside.
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SILENCE! Stoopid sparty.
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Don't be such a sparty fool.
The hairiest side of a horse is the inside.
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SILENCE! Stoopid sparty.
by lifeinsepia April 23, 2007