Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

water that sparkles

The worst form of carbonated drink. It’s like angry water.

Describes a person who looks confident and knowledgable about something but he/she is not actually that great. So we say they are sparkling, but they are weak as liquid (water).

The most beautiful beverage a person can consume
Thurst quenching and refreshing

1: soda without any flavor, the worst kind of water.

2: masochist water