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Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.
Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’

Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants
by Peasant01 May 29, 2018
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May 13 Word of the Day
lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin
"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"
by lilbabiey November 30, 2018
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Describes a person who looks confident and knowledgable about something but he/she is not actually that great. So we say they are sparkling, but they are weak as liquid (water).
Isaac: OMG, Kimmy looks like he is so good at data science.

Bob: He is sparkling water.
by Jacktor April 20, 2019
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The most beautiful beverage a person can consume
Thurst quenching and refreshing
Wow its warm today i could really use a glass of sparkling water
by Haydayfarmer1 April 09, 2021
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1: soda without any flavor, the worst kind of water.

2: masochist water
"hey, did you hear that Jim's favorite drink is sparkling water? That son of a bitch must be crazy, or a masochist."
by BigHiggins69 October 11, 2020
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