My high school yearbook was so spappy this year.

My sister is dating the spappiest guy, how can anyone like him?

-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.

The hair of a 1920's era poor farmboy using too much pomade after not washing for 7 weeks; a person having a barber style cut from a 92 year old barber who learned his trade in the 1920's; a person who doesn't wash hair often (say, less than once every two weeks) and uses the same cheap, bendy black comb with embedded scalp flake chunks to comb their hair in a comb-over pattern, whether the comb-over technically is needed or not. "Gee, that guy's hair is really spappy."

I was fucking Lori in the back of my truck when I suddenly pulled out and spappy all over her face.

oh my gosh, im not cleaning up this big ole spappy poo.