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spank·ti·mo·nious \ˈspaŋk-tə-ˈmō-nē-əs, -nyəs\ - adj.
Feeling graced/superior by making claims to never masturbate, typically accompanied by insinuating others should not.
The women proselytized her spanktimonious gospel against the sin of indulgence by masturbation; "It is procreation not recreation!"
by torbach September 01, 2010
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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