a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.
by thistlemuncher April 23, 2011
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by SmartName December 06, 2018
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by xxdickyboyxx August 23, 2020
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Bianca: "Can I spank the monkey" *winks*
Ope: "wtf that's too much!"
Gurpreet: "But I can" *wink* *wink*
Ope: "... Come let's get a room "
Ope: "wtf that's too much!"
Gurpreet: "But I can" *wink* *wink*
Ope: "... Come let's get a room "
by Bianca2019 April 05, 2019
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