Urban Dictionary: Spankered

Spanker

A very fine person or "thing"

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"That's a spanker of an idea!"

by xxDodgeXX June 22, 2018

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Spanker 5000

my netherite shovel with sharp 5 and unbreaking 3

it can kill

(insert player name here) was slain by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ using Spanker 5000

by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ January 08, 2021

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SPANKER WANKER

A GIANT WANKER THAT MAKES ALL THE BOIIS SCREAM

GIRL1:DID U SEE CALEBS SPANKER WANKER
GIRL 2: YEAH IT BARELY FITS

by SPANKER WANKER April 25, 2018

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Shit Spanker

Shit Spankings is the art of picking up a handful of sloppy, stinking dog shit and smacking someone on the head or arse with it causing a dog shit explosion.

Move out the way or you will get shit spanked all over the place. Watch out here comes the Shit Spanker, he's going to shit spank you all over the place you shit shoveller.

by bradsbadluck September 02, 2018

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yank spanker

(NOUN)
A ballbusting term of endearment from one guy to another that accuses them of yanking their penis to masturbate.

Syn: Masturbator Tosser

"Hey, what's up you fucking yank spanker?"

by crackerlicious December 17, 2009

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