Someone who's life has been consumed by internet porn, and they spend all their time beating off in front of the computer.

A frenzied practitioner of consensual BDSM involving repetitive blows ("spanks") rained down upon the voluntarily uplifted bottom. By extension, someone who can't stop talking about this hobby.

A person whos so high they they dont laugh, they clap/ or/ someone who get the clap after fucking someone they dont know.

Spanking the Monkey is another term for masturbating, otherwise known as beating your meat, slapping the ham, tugging the tiger, jerkin the gerkin, or stroking the sausage.

waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis

When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him.