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A war that took place in 1898 where the United States totally owned ass, taking over colonies that used to belong to Spain. Can be used to describe a minor conflict between an American and someone of some sort of Spanish descent.
Yo, me an' dat bitch are having a Spanish-American War.
by Sizzila October 12, 2005
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A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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When the aliens first made landfall on the colony of Spain and abducted several small children. The Spanish then proceeded to blame the Americans, sparking conflict. The aliens would return many times throughout the period abducting more and more children until Spain eventually ran out and died off as a people. They say you can still see the ghosts to this day...
The Spanish-American War was kinda lame.
by Gay Bowser, Sr. April 17, 2020
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