tight like spandex

1.)Off-the-chain, rad, plush, legit, amazing, cool, et cetera.
2.) Really close friends

1.) Dude, look at that sweet ride, its tight like spandex
2.) Me and Katie are tight like spandex

by veronicalovin August 29, 2009

thank spandex

"thank spandex" is an expression to be used instead of "thank god". This shouldnt need to be explained because obviously spandex fixes everything and is a solution to almost every problem

"what a terrible day, good thing its almost over"

"Yea! thank spandex!"

by AlexaSycamore June 5, 2009

Spandex Queen

A girl that wears nothing but spandex. Usually represents someone who is insecure about their lack of booty.

Yup, she's definitely the spandex queen of the college.

by nilethe146 August 31, 2015

No Spandex November

Every girl is not aloud to wear spandex for the month of november.

It's hard for boys to deal with no nut november so to help we need no spandex november

by No spandex november November 4, 2019

Spandex-hippo

A person in spandex that is so large they resemble a hippo.

The Spandex-hippo is covering the whole corner with one leg.

by 😈👿 December 13, 2021

Spandex

The one thing every middle school thot snaps hot boys in to try and get there attention (I NEVER LIKE PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEM TAKE NOTE)

Look at that thot who Is whereing spandex to school

by AUDREY CONROY @audrey_conroy3 December 4, 2019

Spandex

What tools use to describe tight clothing.

Jonah: hey fellas they're wearing spandex at the game tonight!
Everyone: Jonah, you sound like a tool

by Sourdeezal August 31, 2015