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Spandan is a very soft and humane person who understands your problems. He is good at topics related to wildlife, flora and fauna etc. However, he sucks at math. But,overall, he is a good person. He is also very clumsy.

Oh yeah! Did I forget to tell you he is also gay?
Joe: Spandan is love, Spandan is life.
by eeyayaCoolGuy20 November 22, 2019
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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He is the biggest nerd you will ever find. All he knows is study, study, and study. Being arrogant and egoistic are his favourite hobbies. He can beat anyone at any game
Oh, look Spandan got full in every subject
by RustyYT January 23, 2021
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Someone who is great at playing piano and loves playing Minecraft. Stemming from a background of oppression and/or abuse from family, their kindness is immeasurable and they are so understanding and nice.

Oh yea, btw he's/she's most probably genderqueer lol.
Did u see Spandan play piano that day? It was so cool.
by Lauren :o September 14, 2020
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A super sexy and talented man! His walking is like that of an old man and his voice is draggy but his xxs (pp) makes up for it. He has no friends but his mommy loves him a lot so that's good
by Lmaolmaook April 13, 2021
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