Pronunciation: \ˈspam-ˌhan-dəld\
Function: transitive verb

To cause extreme agitation to less-than-computer-saavy individuals by sending rough and tumble (and entirely bogus) email messages about having tapped into their address book, ebay and/or paypal accounts.

ADJ: one who handles spam excessively, ie a homosexual man or a man who likes to polish his lighthouse a tad too often.