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Slang. A woman's genitals.

See also: Meat Curtains; Axe Wound; Muff; Bearded Clam; Beaver etc.
"My, what a fine spam purse you have!"
by Hazzamon February 04, 2004
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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vagina, ax wound, meat curtains, also beef curtains, love tunnel, hey nanny nanny, hoooodilly, she taco, cunt, spam box.
A spam purse is a classic prerequisites for playing hide the salami.
by Matt Hamms March 09, 2007
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Endearing slang for the female reproductive organ - vagina. Also known as 'quim', 'minge', 'axewound', 'spaz hole' and 'cunny
I could see right in her spam purse
by Dr Hilary Wilson January 14, 2004
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vagina, also known as vag, slit, gash, lovegash, hole, fuck socket etc
Walking down the street you're the centre of my universe.
You've got the world in your pocket, my manhood locked in your (spam)purse
by jamfsob August 12, 2003
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