"Wow", said Enid "Barry's got a huge spam javlin"

"Take your spam javelin and pound my juicy cunt"
"Don't point your spam javelin at me unless you intend to use it"

"You f***ing spam javelin!"

That bird I got off with last night was disease ridden. I woke up the next morning with a growth on my Spam Javelin.

The girlfriend is out of town, so I had to buff the spam javelin.

Randall's mother caught him tossing the spam javelin.