Brandon: Dude we are totally fucked up! I want some Del Taco!

Dallas: fuckass we cant drive....eat some salsa (gives the salsa) just be careful dude, that salsa is spicy.

Brandon: spicy salsa? SPALSA!

Dallas: FUCK YEAH!

“I’m tired I wanna go home”

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”