A spastic, someone who acts like a fuckin retard

(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.

Spak is when you take roman noodles and put them in a persons asshole. While in the persons asshole light it on fire. While it is on fire, the men need to put an ice cube in there pee hole. You will need at least 100 men to do this. After they all had sex with the person, wait 2 minutes for the water and seamen to boil. Once it starts to boil put in the seasoning. Now that it is ready, sit down and eat it.

shitting in a shack made of bacon and shoving ramen noodles up your ass crack while taking a dump and then going to taco bell and eating the entire menu and then going to a wooden shack and shit all of it on a glass table and then take the ramen noodle from earlier and mix those with the sit to create a "spak"

1. person with no intellectual capacity.
2. person incapable of fore thought.
3. useless, tiresome & sad individual.
4. worthless human

Slang for a spastic, originated from the leet version of Spastic.

A term used in yorkshire to describe someone that's being an raging retard. (Can also be said spakka or spakky)