One who is annoyingly insignificant and possibly completely useless.
-Are we inviting Jordan to play basketball with us?
-No, screw that shit he's the biggest spage we know.
by DANtheMANBROWN October 20, 2011
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page space on writing typing words blank full empty spaige
Blah blah blah blah Hmm well as I seem to be running out of spage I should probably stop typing.
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by BassMastaOreo October 05, 2009
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When someone commits a hilarious and/or atrocious misspelling or typo, he got spaged.

(Originates from a misspelling of the word spaghetti)
personA: I like to dick around a soccer ball
personB: SPAGED
by tm45 November 18, 2006
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